I Don't Think I Should Impress You... Because You're Ugly

I was lonely, I was horny, so I found your facebook,
I was cautions, I was horny, so gave ur pics a quick look,
Invited, on a date,
Isn't it nice to escape,
pack my condoms and some lube and you know whats comes NEXT,
I'm horny, I'm awesome, and I'm ready for -- Whoa, aren't you gonna put on some make up first? Like, the pictures showed you in make up, so I assumed... you liked... wearing make up.. *sigh* That--that face is gonna distract the fuck out of my day.

Now you're in my car and I can't make an excuse
just to jump out of my seat
text a friend and get loose.
But I'm I;m scared of bruises
And you, you're so boring.
She's not even fuckin talking,
how can you be lame and ugly!?!

The day is over and I'm in your bed,
still a lil horny, so I want a lil... talk instead.
But then you leaned closer and this is what you said,
"I've got a boyfriend."

Now I'm pissed, now I'm hurt
by a small girl named Laura that looks like a Bert.

So next time I wont try to impress you,
cuz all you are is fucking DOO DOO!